I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm really busy with my period
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