2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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