11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
More tranny stories later!
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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