And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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