My first STD was from a foam party
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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