Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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