margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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