Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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