People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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