I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
40s are totally the cure
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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