i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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