i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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