I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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