Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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