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(908): View more from New Jersey

You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals

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(323): View more from California

i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.

(918): View more from Oklahoma

Special does not even begin to describe that text.

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(480): View more from Arizona

With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.

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(616): View more from Michigan

So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...

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(802): View more from Vermont

Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.

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(705): View more from Ontario

You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.

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(518): View more from New York

I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.

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I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live

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