found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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