Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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