I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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