gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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