I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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