im gay
i know
yea but for you.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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