were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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