Christians are straight up FREAKS
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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