Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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