Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
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