There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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