"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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