He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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