You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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