so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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