As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
