My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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