You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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