Porn is love you can see.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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