I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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