Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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