Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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