That's intense
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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