have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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