i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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