No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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