I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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