Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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