Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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