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Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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