Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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