If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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