"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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