READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
