I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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