So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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