is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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