Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
