I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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