did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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