Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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